The pains of being a female Madridista:

Me: I like Real Madrid! Real Madrid is the football club of my life!
Boy 1: Oh, sure you do. Do you even know where they are from? Do YOU? Did you just say England? You did, didn’t you?
Boy 2: You only like Cristiano Ronaldo. Mention any player who is not Ronaldo. You can’t, can you?
Boy 3: List every player I bet the only player you know is Kaka. I’m right, right?
Boy 4: You don’t even know what the offside rule is all about.
Boy 5: Tell me 5 players from Madrid, I bet you can’t.
Boy 6: Do you even know what midfielders do? No, you don’t. Did you just say you do? Because you don’t.
Boy 7: You only like them because all their players are hot. Did you just say someone is not hot? …What? Who is Altintop?
Boy 8: Who is your favourite player? Do you even know who Mesut is? I bet you don’t, you only like Ronaldo ladidadidadida.
Boy 9:  Why do you call their players babies? They are older than you! Some of them have their own babies.
Boy 10: Why do you refer them as we? You didn’t even play with them!

(Source: adayolder, via mirandayoung)